witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

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shriyawashere:

beds should come with cup holders.

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judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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here-to-see-queen-mycroft:

"My anaconda don’t …"

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"My anaconda don’t …"

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"My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun!"

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